With Simple Tools, Bigfoot Creates World

Belying his reputation for isolation and simplicity, Bigfoot held a press conference yesterday to display his latest creation. Using only opposable thumbs, toothpicks, and mini-marshmallows, our hirsute cousin explained his new-found building skills. "It all because of Caney," he eloquently replied when asked how he learned of structural integrity. Reporters quickly ascertained the reference to be to Steven Caney, author of Steven Caney's Ultimate Building Book, which can be found at the CHMS Library. However, by the end of the press conference, only the toothpicks remained, and our host was looking more like the Pillsbury Doughboy. "Next time, me use gumdrops," he was heard to mumble.